10 Of The Wildest Excuses For Being Late For Work

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Excuses for being late - we’ve all used them at some point in our careers. From ”the maintance guy just showed up” or my all time fave “I simply wasn’t feeling well this AM”, they are quintessential to the human spirit. But here are some of the weirdest excuses that we were able round up.

  • Employee thought she had won the lottery (she didn’t).
  • Employee got distracted watching the “Today” show.
  • Employee’s angry roommate cut the cord to his phone charger, so it didn’t charge and his alarm didn’t go off.
  • Employee believed his commute time should count toward his work hours.
  • Employee claimed a fox stole her car keys.
  • Employee’s leg was trapped between the subway car and the platform (turned out to be true).
  • Employee said he wasn’t late, because he had no intention of getting to work before 9:00 a.m. (his start time was 8:00 a.m.)
  • Employee was late because of a job interview with another company.
  • Employee had to take a personal call from the state governor (turned out to be true).

Ladies: Please…..Just Say NO

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So the Jordan heely phenomenon has elevated to an all new level of ratchetness. If you should ever come in contact with them, I urge you to run fast in the other direction.

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang…

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Smile, it’s Wednesday!  #EddieKaneJrApproved

Bob Gray Had The Best New Phone Number

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Listen to the story of Bob Gray who after he got a new cell phone belonging to a Z list actor started getting texts and calls from Hollywood’s elite, even being invited personally by Paris Hilton to her 30th birthday party. The whole thing began to come to an end when Adam Sandler called and Bob explained to the comedian what had been going on, which Adam thought was hilarious and should be made into a screenplay.

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FakeGirlfriend.co

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Introducing FakeGirlfriend.co an service that will allow you to receive texts that seem like they may have come from a female, just like you’ve always wanted. ARTICLE VIA

This is funny.

Behind the scenes of Kanye West’s puppet show (old)

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this would have been funny.

Pose (video)

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Here, Yolanda Dominguez enlists a bunch of women to poses in public in the same weird “fashion poses” seen in magazines all over the world. This is so Dope, she wanted to be a model, so Pose!

Thome Browne iPad Case

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WATCH THE THRONE

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Plot Device: a filmmaker’s fondest dream and worst nightmare (video)

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When an aspiring filmmaker adds a “Plot Device” to his Amazon shopping basket, he doesn’t realize that he’s just upended his life with a box that transports him from one action scene to another. It’s a great, funny, exciting short film, and a clever way to advertise a low-cost video-effects package.

“Plot Device,” a nine minute short film directed by Seth Worley, and executive produced by Red Giant’s own Aharon Rabinowitz. Aharon and Seth co-wrote the film, working together in close collaboration throughout the project. Plot Device was created to demonstrate first hand the high caliber work that can be created when using Magic Bullet Suite 11, even on a limited budget. via

What are the most common Black man’s names? (video)

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This is not offensive….but funny. via: 2.0

Whole Foods Parking Lot Rap video

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T-Mobile Angry Birds Live

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For the first time ever, watch how people use a simple smartphone to play a life-size version of the cult Angry Birds game. Complete with real shooting birds and exploding pigs! Get this app on your iphones asap…super fun!

The Evolution of Baggy Pants

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I Like Vegetables -Parry Gripp

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Women Falling Down in Romantic Comedies(video)

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Horrible Bosses Trailer 2011 HD

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Director: Seth Gordon
Cast: Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell, Kevin Spacey, Donald Sutherland, Julie Bowen, Jamie Foxx
Writers: Michael Markowitz, John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein
In theaters: July 8th, 2011
Synopsis: For Nick, Kurt and Dale, the only thing that would make the daily grind more tolerable would be to grind their intolerable bosses into dust. Quitting is not an option, so, with the benefit of a few-too-many drinks and some dubious advice from a hustling ex-con, the three friends devise a convoluted and seemingly foolproof plan to rid themselves of their respective employers…permanently. There’s only one problem: even the best laid plans are only as foolproof as the brains behind them. via:youtube

BABYCAKES (VIDEO)

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